Shorty Small's - North Little Rock

  • 4317 Warden Road North Little Rock, AR 72116
  • (Just east of McCain Mall on access road.)
  • 501-753-8111
  • Fax 501-753-5091
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Description

The name Shorty Small's has nothing to do with the length of the casual eatery's menu or the size of the portions.
Shorty Small, for those who don't want to take time out from devouring and drinking to actually read the facetious menu fashioned like a newspaper, is a fictional saloon owner (how'd he have time to run a business with all his womanizing?).
Eating plenty of "plain folks' food" the vertically challenged man "jus' kept on expan'in' ... and expan'in' and expan'in ...."
After two recent meals at the bustling west Little Rock and North Little Rock locations, we think we know how Shorty felt.
Shorty Small's does offer several respectable lighter choices. There is Broiled Salmon ($12.99) (maybe have them leave off the butter) and there are several salads ($7.99-$8.99) (maybe have them put the dressing on the side and hold the Southern fried chicken). But be warned they're going to look seriously boring next to your neighbors' beastly brick of fried onion tangles (Shorty's Famous Onion Loaf, $5.99), served with chipotle ranch dip and dramatic flair with a knife lodged in it. And so are you.

Ongoing

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Karaoke

Every Thursday
8 a.m. - 11 a.m. Free Music

Past events

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